JOIN THE PALAQUIN PERKS PROGRAM!

As a bright-eyed young girl, I dreamed of doing stunt work on The Bionic Woman. Clearly, that didn’t pan out. So I switched gears and set my sights on offering great massage that was both effective and affordable. And that, my friends, is how Palaquin was born.

Now I’m stepping up my game even more with the brand-spankin’-new Palaquin Perks Program! This special 1-year membership program is designed to help you receive the full benefits of regular passage without breaking the bank. Here’s how it works:

• You get your first 60-minute Palaquin Signature Massage* at the crazy-low introductory price of just $39.00. Every month after that, you’ll get another 1-hour massage for just $49.00. We’ll auto-bill you, so all you have to do is let us know when you want to come in.
• **$75 off Perks Program if you pay for the year upfront** Only $44 a massage!
  ($25 set up fee waived and $50 off the total cost)
• If you have to skip a month, no worries. Your massages roll over, so as long as you use them by the end of your membership year, you’re good to go.
• On the other hand, if you’re having a super-stressed month and would like to come in more than once, each additional 1-hour session is STILL only $49.00!
• And if you’re a commitment scaredy-cat, don’t you worry your pretty little head. You can cancel your contract any time, for any reason, with just one-month notice.

By joining, you’ll be able to take full advantage of all the major health benefits that come from regular massage: reduced stress, lower blood pressure, enhanced immune system, chronic pain relief, and lots more. All at humungous savings over one-time visits.

So whaddaya say? Sign up so I can see your smiling face at least once a month! Both your body and your bank account will thank you for it, promise.

Nitty-Gritty Rules Stuff

• Sorry, massages can’t be transferred to friends or family.
• Any unused massages expire by your 1-year renewal date, so don’t let them go to waste!
• You’ll be charged a processing fee of $25 to get you all set up in the system. It’s not an annual fee, just a one-time thing.